Except, in regards to people attracted to women…
4. Avoid Kirsten Dunst. She’s a walking time-bomb.
16. Avoid ballerinas. She’s too flexible and you’ll just wind up hurting yourself.
28. Avoid any girl who is “microfamous.” Her name is Julia Allison and you’ll end up on Gawker.
What? Sometimes it’s fun to laugh at people in slightly spiteful ways.