Never mind. If you didn’t RSVP for the sale earlier, you are screwed.
This is the first time I’m truly grappling with sharing a fabulous tidbit. One that I know would benefit the fancy pants-loving masses.
The Outnet (of Net-A-Porter lineage) is holding a $1 EVERYTHING sale on Friday in commemoration of their first birthday, and I don’t want you to buy what I want.
Presuming The Outnet’s servers do not crash and burn within half an hour of the sale’s start time, I will either buy The Most Expensive Thing I Can Find and immediately upload it onto eBay (Medical bills turned into taxes and I am not currently pleased with myself.), or I will buy myself something to actually wear.
In either case, please do not visit The Outnet to strategize your wish list. Mayka needs to make rent.