he other day I blurted out, “Is that Mark Paul Zuckerberg?” It wasn’t, because it was Mark Paul Gosselaar – and also I don’t know of any Mark Paul Zuckerberg enough to believe I might recognize him in a cameo on the doomed Happy Endings.
But then we started to think about how Mark Paul Zuckerberg would be a great pet name.
Bark Paul Zuckerberg
Mark Tall Zuckerberg
Mark Paul Zuckerbird
You could dress them all in hoodies. And then you can come up with a new portmanteau smashing 90s teen celebrity with Millennial social networking tycoon and adopt a new batch of critters.